Saturday, October 20, 2012

Fall From Grace

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether Lance broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with Sheryl Crow- he did.

But you can't hold a whole sport responsible for the behavior of a few juicing individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole professional cycling system? And if the whole cycling system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our sporting institutions in general? I put it to you, reader- isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to me, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.
[ Humming the Star-Spangled Banner]
 

Losing Weight.

It's easy to loose weight. Just take the joy out of food. Once eating is a droll, monotonous task involving food you hate, the pounds just drop off.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Bacon

If you try to pass off turkey bacon to me, I may punch you. Fair warning .