Thursday, July 30, 2009

Lance Armstrong

Soda came out the old evil schnozz when I read this from the geniuses at "The Onion":

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/lance_armstrong_inspires_thousands

It begins:
PARIS—Cancer survivor Lance Armstrong's inspirational third-place Tour de France finish has motivated thousands of patients battling cancer to eventually finish third to their life-threatening disease......

Read it. Laugh. I command you!

-Evil C.

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