Friday, July 24, 2009

Lance Armstrong

Yeah, he's a miracle of the modern world, yada, yada, yada.
He can be beaten.
Two Words:
Surreptitious Laxatives.

Seriously, even the Evil Cyclist can't despise Lance, but I can loathe all the journalists, cyclists, grandmothers etc. who are imagining how great it will be when he wins again. Come on, would it be more fun to see a kid from nowhere take him off his throne? Or how about, just once in the sports world, a graceful retirement without the slew of comebacks.

Or how about a juicy scandal with a bunch of barely legal hotties..and pictures.

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